After yokels in a Florida swamp kidnap him, scoop out his brain and transplant it into the body of an evil and still-surviving 17th-century English Lord, a dentist from New Jersey tries desperately to retain his identity and fight off an onslaught of alien memories.
For now that they’ve been surgically connected, the dentist and the lord alternate like Jekyll and Hyde: whenever the dentist’s brain tries to take control of the decrepit body and return to his life filling cavities in suburban New Jersey, the ancient lord interrupts him with three-hundred-year-old memories of his depraved youth when he debauched maidens, ate beggars, schemed to steal a dukedom and underwent excruciating operations that engrafted stolen body parts and cut out his growths of reptilian flesh.
» Another excerpt, from a 21st century section of the book.
» Here’s a bonus excerpt that ran in The Evergreen Review.
How I came to write Lizard World. (It all started with a family trip to Florida where I watched a zookeeper put an alligator to sleep by stroking its upturned belly.) Read more »
“Goldsmith's Return is a novel of unusual ability and imagination.” —Joseph Heller
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ESSAYS • My writing adventures, and how I received an apology for the Spanish Inquisition
TITULOMANIA • tit-u-lo-ma´-nia, n. A mental illness marked by grandiose delusions and an insatiable lust for impressive titles.